Winning the War on Terror

Ok, so here's my idea to help win the war on terror. You trademark the Taliban's name and then apply it to a bunch of frivilous consumer goods. Things like Taliban Troll Dolls, or Talibran Cereal. Try Talibran Cereal! With so much fibre it feels like there's a Jihad in your colon! Hopefully, the Taliban will be so embarrassed and disheartened by all of this that they'll lose the will to fight and just give up. Hey, it could happen.